This Is How You Remind Me... How Much I Hate You.
- Che... You haven't heard?
- What?
- Maybe you should sit down.
- No, just tell me! Oh God, what is it?
- I didn't want to be the one to tell you -
- WHAT IS IT?
- Nickelback is Billboard's group of the decade.
- Nooo...
- Here, sit down... Can I get you some tea? Coffee?
- Hemlock!!!
- It's not that bad...
- Not that bad?!
- This Is How You Remind Me is only the 4th biggest song of the decade.
- Ohhh.
- Yeah.
- My soul hurts.
4 comments:
But but... you ignored Mariah Carey! SOOOO much worse than Nickleback. Right?? At least Nickleback is.. sorta nostalgic (for me.) ("How You Remind Me" was sung at some school shindig after you ABANDONED us for Canada. :) )
Yes, I did actually move to the land of Nickelback, didn't I???
I don't mind Mariah Carey, actually (don't shoot!) but Nickelback just grates. All their songs sound exactly the same, which didn't occur to me the last year of high school, but now? I shudder to think of it, and have long since destroyed my Nickelback mix CD of SHAME.
Why the Mariah Carey hate, btw?
She dresses like she's a 21 year old skank on spring break. I did like her in the mid to late 90s, though. Was addicted to the Daydream album for eons.
I haven't heard many Nickleback songs, apart from the first few ones that got massive radioplay. Now I'm sort of meh! about them, but Mariah? AAAGH! I think the last straw was when I heard a line from one of her songs that mentioned Youtube and I thought, "What are you trying to prove? That you're young and with it?"
*drowns eardrums in alcohol to sanitize them*
what's sad is all that namedropping will be so outdated in ten (maybe even five years?)
We'll tell our kids, "When I was your age, sonny, we had youtube! None of this direct video-to-brain nonsense!" And they'll be like, "what is this... youtube of which you speak?"
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